Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Lussmyer Humor


            Fumbling through her pockets, she said, “I don’t have a Kleenex.  I need a Kleenex.”
            “Here, Mom,” I said, opening my purse, “I have one, and it’s even clean!”
            John, ever on the alert for word play, said, “Shouldn’t they be called Dirtynex?”
            Mom shot back a retort:  “Dirty necks?  That’s what’s under your chin.”

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