"So Dizzy" Parody

One of the signs that I have too much time on my hands is the composing of parodies.  A stray line from "So Dizzy" ran through my mind this afternoon when I was feeling dizzy myself.  And, though I am quite sure this is a cold and not the flu, and I don't have a fever, "flu" worked much better for my parodic purposes . . .

Dizzy

I’m so dizzy, my head is spinnin’

Like a whirlpool, it never ends

And it’s you, flu, makin’ it spin

You’re makin’ me dizzy

First time that I caught you, flu, I knew that you were going to be mine

But it’s so hard to get rid of you with germs hangin’ around you all the time

I don’t want you for my pet

You’re just way too easy to get

Goin’ around in circles all the time

Dizzy

I’m so dizzy, my head is spinnin’

Like a whirlpool, it never ends

And it’s you, flu, makin’ it spin

You’re makin’ me dizzy

I finally got to talk ‘bout you and I told ‘em just exactly how I felt

Then I held my head and took my temp; I was hot enough to melt

Flu, you’ve got control of me

‘Cause I’m so dizzy I can’t see

I need to call a doctor for some help

Dizzy

I’m so dizzy, my head is spinnin’

Like a whirlpool, it never ends

And it’s you, flu, makin’ it spin

You’re makin’ me dizzy

My head is spinnin’

Like a whirlpool, it never ends

And it’s you, flu, makin’ it spin

You’re makin ’me dizzy

Oh, I’m so dizzy

You’re makin’ me dizzy

Yeah, I’m so dizzy